1. Birds of a feather flock together and _ _ _ _ on your car.
2. A penny saved is a government oversight.
3. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s mean dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing, at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment.
5. The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because your body and your fat cells have become such great friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. Did you ever notice?: the Roman Numerals for forty(40) are “XL.”
9. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
10. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
11. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
12. Did you ever notice?: When you put the words “The” and “IRS” together they spell “Theirs.”
13. Dogs Beg … Cats Demand.
14. There’s always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
15. What’s the secret to facing a birthday? Accepting mortality? Aging well? Looking towards an uncertain future with optimism?
I’d have to say … beer.
Wrinkles don't hurt! Now that is truly a cause for gratitude!!
ReplyDelete@Sheila Ain't it the truth.
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